I don’t need to find a name for my gender.
Someone wrote…
You know, I’ve decided that I don’t need to find a name for my gender. I think the next time someone asks, I’m just going to say that I’m a Llama.
What’s your experience?
Posted by julian on June 6th, 2010 at 08:00 am
Category: your voice 19 comments »
June 6th, 2010 at 8:15 am |
Yeah, when someone asks me my sexuality (in those cases where it isn’t invasive and inappropriate) I have started to just say purple. Pansexual would be more accurate, but I’m kind of tired of people thinking that I am going to run off and do naughty things to my all-clad.
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June 6th, 2010 at 8:21 am |
But are you a boy llama or a girl llama? *shot*
(Forgive me!)
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June 6th, 2010 at 9:28 am |
Hey, Moose, don’t judge those of use who are sexually attracted to all-clad.
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June 6th, 2010 at 9:38 am |
Heh, I like that Moose! I might start saying ‘purple’ too! (Not that I actually get asked very often in inappropriate situations.. but still!)
And cheers for saying ‘Llama’! Llamas rock. xD
Oh! And lol Perry!
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June 6th, 2010 at 10:29 am |
im a tiger…
(http://img1.jurko.net/avatar_1473.gif)
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June 6th, 2010 at 10:51 am |
My answer is neither. My mom asked me if I wanted to be a boy or a girl last night, I said neither. She was SO confused, but it was funny.
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June 6th, 2010 at 1:25 pm |
I’m thinking “dinosaur” myself, honestly…
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June 6th, 2010 at 1:55 pm |
hah. love it.
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June 6th, 2010 at 2:50 pm |
in an extremely immature way i’m thinking of the llama song
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June 6th, 2010 at 5:16 pm |
Fuzzy llama, funny llama, llama llama duck.
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June 6th, 2010 at 6:29 pm |
xD I like that, A. “I’m a gender dinosaur.”
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June 6th, 2010 at 7:07 pm |
@Anonymous: Stomping down gender barriers wherever I go! =D
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June 7th, 2010 at 12:12 pm |
I like that! Mind if I call myself a llama too from now on? :D
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June 8th, 2010 at 3:40 pm |
I think I’m going to start using llama too. :D
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June 8th, 2010 at 4:16 pm |
Some forms of shark practice asexual reproduction. I’d be too cold as a shark.
I’d be a tiger, except that there are now more tigers in Texas than in Asia and I don’t want to live in Texas.
I think I’ll be an aspen. They can continue to live underground after their above ground tree has died and re-emerge after many years as a new tree.
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June 9th, 2010 at 6:20 am |
I quite like being a carrot, despite (or because of ?) the phallic connotations :D
I guess my gender is carrot, and my sexuality is orange dildo :D But maybe tomorrow I’ll be a pumpkin (as long it’s orange…) with a harness.
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July 5th, 2010 at 3:13 am |
My totem is the seahorse, so I just tell people I’m a seahorse. If they can’t “get” it after that… well *cough* they must be pretty dense and not worth my time. Sounds harsh, but it’s nowhere near the crap I have to put up with around here. *sigh*
(I’m assuming they bother to research the seahorse.)
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July 8th, 2010 at 1:30 pm |
When I get that question, I usually respond with the first noun that comes to mind. These have included pasta, shoes, and fedora.
On a semi-related note, when my mum was pregnant, if people asked if it was a boy or a girl she would say “yes.” (Turns out she wasn’t entirely right, but nevertheless).
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July 8th, 2010 at 2:38 pm |
@Meirion – or she was entirely correct. Very interesting spelling of your name. You look a lot like Woody Guthrie in your picture.
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