Profile: Wilson
You can call me… Wilson
I identify as… A weird little thing that lives in the back of your refrigerator. I’m a genderless being, though also what would happen if you shoved Gregory House, Lady Gaga, David Bowie and Willy Wonka into a the particularly cramped body of an anteater.
As far as third-person pronouns go, … ‘It’ is my favorite, however unconventional it might be. Otherwise, you can use whatever strikes your fancy, as long as it has nothing to do with my anatomical structure.
I’m attracted to… Human beings, ideas, mustaches, high cheekbones, vivisection, long eyelashes and hips.
When people talk about me, I want them to… I would find it rather flattering if people discussed the goopy gray substance that rests between my ears. If you find that impossible, you can talk about how I always leave my shoes untied.
I want people to understand… That your chromosomes and your psyche are as disconnected as the person who helped you hook up your television and the person who wrote your favorite book.
About Wilson
Wilson wants to be a writer, and to go to medical school. Its favorite pastimes are vignette writing and live multiplayer tetris.
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Category: profiles 16 comments »
February 14th, 2011 at 9:36 am |
You’re adorable! I feel like giving you a huge hug. *hug!*
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February 14th, 2011 at 10:36 am |
You’re attracted to vivisection?
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Hodge Podge replied:
February 14th, 2011 at 1:14 pm
I was wondering about too.
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Mr. Jessy replied:
February 18th, 2011 at 4:02 pm
Me too! =O
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February 14th, 2011 at 10:43 am |
I really like your haircut! Live long and prosper.
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February 14th, 2011 at 11:39 am |
you are an amazing individual, but I have to admit I had no clue you were in my refrigerator! So that’s where all my chocolate pudding went! and here I was blaming my significant other!
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February 14th, 2011 at 1:53 pm |
I have a strong suspicion that if you were in my fridge, I’d know it. My children have always had lace-up shoes that they wore as slip-ons… how can you DO that? Am imagining you with great mustaches (if you have hair on your upper lip, you have a mustache, but if you are referring to the thing itself, there are two of them, left and right, so they are plural: mustaches). You’ve got one hell of a head line! Wow.
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February 14th, 2011 at 5:45 pm |
HOW ARE YOU SO ADORABLE.
Oh yeah, I don’t know if you realized this, but you’ve got something on your head.
I think it’s a tribble.
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February 14th, 2011 at 6:40 pm |
everything is cute here except for vivisection.
nice hair, by the way.
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February 14th, 2011 at 6:45 pm |
YO I LOVE LIVE MULTIPLAYER TETRIS SO MUCH I CAN’T EVEN DESCRIBE IT
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February 15th, 2011 at 8:07 pm |
You are adorable, as others have noted. Also, that was the most engaging self-description I think I have read here. :)
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February 16th, 2011 at 6:39 pm |
You’re cute! Live long and prosper ^_^
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February 18th, 2011 at 8:18 am |
Coolest thing I have ever found in my refrigerator. :)
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February 19th, 2011 at 1:39 pm |
Live long and prosper, Wilson!
You sound really cool.
Sincerely,
A fellow gender-atypical pre-med. Who also likes Star Trek.
:)
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March 6th, 2011 at 6:04 pm |
Hey Wilson!
Love any profile picture featuring an argyle sweater and the Vulcan salute.
Avory
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March 6th, 2011 at 6:40 pm |
You are so handsome and gorgeous.
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