Profile: Wilson

You can call me… Wilson

I identify as… A weird little thing that lives in the back of your refrigerator. I’m a genderless being, though also what would happen if you shoved Gregory House, Lady Gaga, David Bowie and Willy Wonka into a the particularly cramped body of an anteater.

As far as third-person pronouns go, … ‘It’ is my favorite, however unconventional it might be. Otherwise, you can use whatever strikes your fancy, as long as it has nothing to do with my anatomical structure.

I’m attracted to… Human beings, ideas, mustaches, high cheekbones, vivisection, long eyelashes and hips.

When people talk about me, I want them to… I would find it rather flattering if people discussed the goopy gray substance that rests between my ears. If you find that impossible, you can talk about how I always leave my shoes untied.

I want people to understand… That your chromosomes and your psyche are as disconnected as the person who helped you hook up your television and the person who wrote your favorite book.

About Wilson
Wilson wants to be a writer, and to go to medical school. Its favorite pastimes are vignette writing and live multiplayer tetris.

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Posted by on February 14th, 2011 at 08:00 am

Category: profiles 16 comments »

16 Responses to “Profile: Wilson”

  1. Meike

    You’re adorable! I feel like giving you a huge hug. *hug!*


  2. George Grey

    You’re attracted to vivisection?


    Hodge Podge replied:

    I was wondering about too.


    Mr. Jessy replied:

    Me too! =O


  3. Dane

    I really like your haircut! Live long and prosper.


  4. J.D.

    you are an amazing individual, but I have to admit I had no clue you were in my refrigerator! So that’s where all my chocolate pudding went! and here I was blaming my significant other!


  5. Jessica

    I have a strong suspicion that if you were in my fridge, I’d know it. My children have always had lace-up shoes that they wore as slip-ons… how can you DO that? Am imagining you with great mustaches (if you have hair on your upper lip, you have a mustache, but if you are referring to the thing itself, there are two of them, left and right, so they are plural: mustaches). You’ve got one hell of a head line! Wow.


  6. Anonymous

    Oh yeah, I don’t know if you realized this, but you’ve got something on your head.
    I think it’s a tribble.


  7. noah

    everything is cute here except for vivisection.
    nice hair, by the way.


  8. Hilde/Charles



  9. Dagda

    You are adorable, as others have noted. Also, that was the most engaging self-description I think I have read here. :)


  10. Anonymous

    You’re cute! Live long and prosper ^_^


  11. Dayl

    Coolest thing I have ever found in my refrigerator. :)


  12. L-

    Live long and prosper, Wilson!
    You sound really cool.
    A fellow gender-atypical pre-med. Who also likes Star Trek.


  13. Avory

    Hey Wilson!

    Love any profile picture featuring an argyle sweater and the Vulcan salute.



  14. Kadne

    You are so handsome and gorgeous.


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