If I had a beard

Why do girls panic if they find a hair on their chin. Facial hair isn't bad...hmm, I wonder what I would do If I had a beard...I'd use it as a scarf (Snowman: “I want a beard.” Man: “I forgot my scarf. I shouldn't of shaved.”)...I'd use it to avoid people I didn't want to see...(“Is that Jaxx?” and “Where?” and “She was right there! Hmmm, nevermind.”)....COMIC STRIP FORMAT: I'd make a jumper...[poses with shirt knit out of beard]...and I'D WHIP my beard back 'n forth (“Whip it real good!”)...SIGHS. I'm missing out on so much fun.
Reposted from Joy La-Jaxx


Posted by on September 18th, 2012 at 10:00 am

Category: faces One comment »

One Response to “If I had a beard”

  1. Anonymous
    September 19th, 2012 at 10:38 pm |

    Love it. : )

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